Wednesday, May 8, 2024

THIS is why you'll NEVER hear a voice like Judy's again.

Today is a day for music. And AutoTune. 

And, as long as AutoTune is being used, the natural voice will no longer truly be heard. 

Yeah, I get it, it fixes out of tune voices and creates crazy effects (a la Cher's ' Do You Believe in Love After Love). But a couple of things are lost: the appreciation of voices of people who can really do their stuff, as well as the warmth and expression that a person with talent can give to a piece of music. 

Listen to this fellow:


I think he makes a pretty good case for his hypothesis. Taking away nothing from Kelly Clarkson, perhaps the production crew in the sound booth might serve her better if they let her sing.

Along the way, I'm reminded that really good instrumentalists, and really good vocalists have this in common: they hear a phrase or read the music and it flows through their instrument, whether that instrument is a physical object they interact with, or their voice (or, in my case, my mouth when I whistle) automatically. 

I hear 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow', and I can sing or whistle it with ease, only being limited by my vocal (or whistle) range. Well trained instrumentalists, well adapted to their instrument do the same. Their physical actions may be more involved, but it's the same thing. 

And therein lies the beauty.

If you are a musician, keep on being one with your instrument, and your music.

Yes, You Can!

Saturday, May 4, 2024

Uncommon Man

 I admit to being lazy. It has been a week of finding my feet and getting them underneath me, again. We've been back nearly two weeks, and I still have not gotten, or even started, getting the pictures organized.

Pictures not as good as seven years ago, and that disappoints me as well.

On the other hand, the sight was as beautiful as before. And it has inspired a jewelry piece that I'll try to put together soon.

Buuut, as I said I'm lazy today. so I'm going to post a poem that I heard, then searched for to make sure I got it right. Ironic, really, it's not a poem to inspire laziness. Rather the opposite.


My Creed

I do not choose to be a common man,

It is my right to be uncommon … if I can,

I seek opportunity … not security.

I do not wish to be a kept citizen

Humbled and dulled by having the

State look after me.

I want to take the calculated risk;

To dream and to build.

To fail and to succeed.

I refuse to barter incentive for a dole;

I prefer the challenges of life

To the guaranteed existence;

The thrill of fulfillment

To the stale calm of Utopia.

I will not trade freedom for beneficence

Nor my dignity for a handout.

I will never cower before any master

Nor bend to any threat.

It is my heritage to stand erect.

Proud and unafraid;

To think and act for myself,

To enjoy the benefit of my creations,

And to face the world boldly and say:

“This, with God’s help, I have done.”

All this is what it means

To be an Entrepreneur.


-- Dean Alfange


I think I'll put that on a poster, or a shirt. It'd be the first addition to www.cafepress.com/clubmushroom in a long time.

Be bigger than you are. Make something to leave a legacy. Live a life you will remember (thanks, avicii). Put smiles on faces. Help people get what they want.

Live as large as you can.


Yes, You Can!

Friday, May 3, 2024

A Slice From the Eclipse Trip

 It's been something of a while.

We visited Texas for the 2024 Solar Eclipse, and it was great. More on that later.

On our way back we stayed in the town of Plainview, Texas. had supper at the Cotton Patch Cafe (highly recommended - I didn't finish my meal, but no fault of theirs - the waiter even managed to get the kitchen staff to scrape the bottom of the pot for the last of the jalapeno gravy for my chicken fried steak. Great stuff!)

But, more about them when I can do them justice.

The Next Morning, we were looking around for breakfast. Apart from a donut shop, there was nothing on this side of Plainview that served a real breakfast. Except McDonald's.

And the McDonald's was GREAT!

This is what greets you when you drive up:


And, true, it's the typical Micky Dee's breakfast menu, but these folks take pride in doing it right. Coffee was great. And they are not afraid to help a body out. When we went up to order seconds, the menu had just changed to Lunch, but they accommodated us by putting together two more breakfast sandwiches (plus hash browns) for us.

This handsome fellow was especially helpful (Corey, by name):



Corey (the Man!)
He was very helpful. He had a pleasant and sunny attitude in a job where, let's be frank, has more than it's share of cranky customers (I should know. Unfortunately, I can be one of them).

All in all, he and they made breakfast a wonderful experience.

And you gotta love a place that doesn't take Ronald too seriously!








McRib on the hoof

If I'm ever again in Plainview, I will definitely look them up!
(Their address is 815 N I-27, Plainview, TX 79072.)

If you are ever down that way, you should look them up. too! 


Yes, You Can!

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Colorado HR 24-1292 Assault Weapons Ban

Folks, I don’t usually go political in this blog, but this is important for those of us living in Colorado.

For nearly a decade I have had the feeling that the folks in the statehouse really don’t have Colorado citizens’ best interest at heart, certainly not from the standpoint of citizen autonomy and freedom.

They have taken measures that make internet commerce difficult (my AdSense ads became pointless, so I removed them).

They have added punishment in the form of fines for things as minor as missing the registration renewal of vehicles and/or trailers by a day, instead of merely letting the renewal fee stand for itself.

They have limited the autonomy of Home School families, insisting that someone in the family either holds a teaching certificate or under the authority of a certified teacher, thus limiting the content and methods of teaching available to Home School parents.

There are other things, but this will do for background. 


With HR 24-1292 Assault Weapons Ban the statehouse wishes to restrict gun ownership, and NOT just banning AR-15 or AK-47 –style rifles.

It does call out these rifles particularly, but also many other similar firearms. Specifically, it mentions that any firearm that has a detachable magazine falls under the ban (other firearm features are banned as well).

In other words, your great granddad’s war relic Luger P-08 pistol from World War I is now an ‘Assault Rifle’.

 

        Let that sink in.

 

Any firearm with a detachable magazine (not just external magazine) is now an 'Assault Rifle'. That's a bit sweeping; it includes semi-automatic pistols of every variety down to the .22 caliber Colt Woodsman that granddad learned to shoot with, back in the day.

(It sounds like if they could find a way to make any sort of revolver, bolt action rifle or lever action rifle, or even a muzzle-loader into an ‘assault rifle’, they would.)

Any firearm that falls under the ban that you currently own would be grandfathered. But that just postpones the ban: when you die, there is no provision for passing your banned firearms down to your heirs. Nor is there any legal way to sell them.

And with the laws that went into effect last year, we cannot even buy a gun, then hand it to my wife or daughter for their own defense.

Our elected leaders have their backs guarded, why not sauce for the gander as well. It’s not that I begrudge our Governor his protection by the Colorado State Patrol. But I DO begrudge this notion of ‘Yes for me, but none for thee’ attitude. 

I cannot afford to hire security personnel; I must needs take the defense of my person and of my family into my own hands. This means having the equipment in my own hands, and in the hands of my family members.

Furthermore, there are legitimate reasons for responsible gun owners to own these firearms, beginning with (just like owning a particular kind of automobile), “I Want One.” The last I checked, if you had the money you could buy a Ferrari, no questions asked. 

"You don't need an AR-15 for hunting." Beside the point. If I want an AR-15 or similar, I should, dollars permitting, be allowed to purchase one. It’s not about hunting, it’s about self-defense. Coyotes come in both four-legged and two-legged varieties.

It’s also about tyranny. A government that does NOT trust its upstanding citizens with the tools to defend themselves from tyranny, is by definition tyrannical.

This government has shown its disregard for its citizens, from the laws it passes that affect its citizens daily lives, to the edicts it hands down that limit the citizens' freedoms, but not the freedoms of its special ruling class (the COVID-19 travel ban famously ignored by our Governor for his Christmas trip, as an example).

Our rulers do not deserve this law to pass.

We The People wish to keep our rights intact!

 

This citizen does, at very least.

 

Sunday, January 21, 2024

Playlists: The Good, The Bad, the Sublime! (though hope is frail it's hard to kill)

 Hello, Folks, 

    Usually I write these posts in Word, transfer them here, and clean up any little flaws. That way I have a permanent record in my Documents list.

    Not today.

    In my many playlists I have one that is a catch-all, "Movies", where if it's a movie, it goes there. If it's a short it goes there. If it's a documentary, it goes there. I try to sort them out later but some always get left behind. 

    So last night I was playing the Movies playlist and dozed off, leaving it running. My 'Go to sleep' section of the list starts with 'Just You and Me Kid', 'The Magic of Belle Isle', '84 Charing Cross Road' (read the book 50 years ago as a Readers Digest condensed book), 'Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School', and dozed off somewhere in the bunch. The playlist played and I woke to 'How the US Won the Space Race' (required: find the documentary and watch it. I mean it.), then on to short subjects and bits of movie/theater related show tunes.

    Which leads to the sublime.

    The first was an excerpt from the movie 'The Sound of Music', "Climb Every Mountain", which was a musical version of the advice "Don't cloister yourself away, follow your destiny." Listen to it. I give you the link: "Climb Every Mountain"

    This was followed in my list by: "The Prince of Egypt Orchestral medley"

    If you haven't watched "The Prince of Egypt" lately, don't wait until Easter/Passover, watch it now. 

    Anyway, I'm facing challenges in just moving around, and the first clip left me in tears. Then the second one began playing, and me, knowing the movie, did a quiet sing along. When it got to the point where they would sing, "Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill." I lost it completely. The orchestra was feeling it, too. Seeing the trumpeter trying not to break a joyful smile and ruin her embouchure proved the point.

    This is the message to me: don't give up. Even if I'm weary to the point of quitting (and I am), DON'T GIVE UP!

    You can do miracles (so can I). Get close to the Maker of Miracles, He'll give you the strength. He'll also give you rest.

    And since this is Sunday, take a rest, watch 'Prince of Egypt', appreciate miracles, grab your copy of the Scriptures and talk to God, and thank Him for the miracles in your life.


Yes, You Can!

Monday, December 25, 2023

Good Christian Men, REJOICE!

 

Good Morning! Merry Christmas!

                Good Christian men Rejoice! With heart and soul and voice! Give ye heed of what we say: Jesus Christ is born today! Ox and ass before him bow and he is in the manger now! Christ is born today, Christ is born to day!

                I’m going to start with something not typically thought of as a Christmas activity: Holy Communion.

                I’m not a stickler for wafer and wine, so if you have even a stray Cherrio and some breakfast juice that will be fine. The references will be from Matthew’s Gospel, chapter twenty-six

‘While they were eating, Jesus took the bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat, this is my body given for you.”

‘Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, saying, “All of you drink from this; this is my blood of the promise poured out for you and for many for the forgiveness of sin.”’

                And there you have it, the thumbnail of God’s gift to us. All of you know what happened next, Jesus was arrested, tried, then crucified. Three days later he arose fulfilling the promise of life.

                Merry Christmas!